Disneyworld, Universal Studios, Sea World, Epcot, Legoland... all right down the road.
But even better than all that?
My aunt and uncle live outside Orlando! I've seen them exactly twice in the last 8 years. Once at our wedding in 2003 and once at Noah's funeral in 2008.
Needless to say, we skipped all those parks for another time and moseyed over one day to to introduce Eli to his great aunt Barb and his great uncle Richard!