"That is a big boy. BIG boy."
"Brother Saban needs to call him up to be a linebacker!"
"HOW old did you say he was? How much does he weigh?"
"I betcha you call him chubby cheeks!"
"Those are popeye arms!"
"That is a fat baby."
"Well ain't he purdy!"
"Doesn't look like you have any trouble getting him to eat!"
"I'm gonna sprinkle you with salt and pepper and roast you up!"
"Why isn't he walking yet?" (4 yr old on the beach)